Fellow medical students, future saviors of humanity, and survivors of Objective Structured Examinations.
It is that time of the year again when democracy logs in. Yes, it’s UGMSA Elections 2025—and this is your official notice to do one thing, and one thing only:
The Calm Before the Click
Right now, all is quiet.
Group chats are peaceful. Nobody’s face is plastered on your timeline. No dramatic videos, no mission statements written like Shakespeare had a stethoscope.
But don’t be fooled. This peace? Temporary.
Soon, the flyers will multiply. Promises will fly. Personal endorsements will roll in faster than the publicity during UGMSA Week. You'll start hearing words like “innovation,” “representation,” and “transparency” more often than “who has the slides for Konney's class?”
But today... We anticipate.
The Art of the Tease
Look, I know what you’re thinking:
“So what’s happening?”
“Who’s running?”
“Will any candidate boldly promise to abolish 8 a.m. lectures?”
To that we say: Relax.
A sacred time when we mentally prepare for campaign posters that may or may not use Canva Premium. For captions that will quote Mandela, Aristotle, and probably Burna Boy.
Till then, Anticipate!
UGMSA Elections 2025:
Not here yet.
But it’s coming.
And you, dear student, better anticipate.
We need more of this!